Gentleman. Hooligan. Coward.

The Gentleman will do anything for love; the Hooligan takes that...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:39:04 -0400

The Gentleman will do anything for love; the Hooligan takes that statement in an overly-literal fashion.
From ‘Casino Royale’ - 2006

The Gentleman heeds the advice of his elders; the Coward allows...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:31:14 -0400

The Gentleman heeds the advice of his elders; the Coward allows Liev Schreiber to steal every scene in his breakout movie.
From ‘The Sum of All Fears’ - 2002

The Gentleman is always versed in the cultural history of his...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:06:36 -0400

The Gentleman is always versed in the cultural history of his business associates; the Hooligan sets aside all that education to blow shit up.
From ‘Die-Hard’ - 1988

The Gentleman is ever the gracious guest when visiting a home;...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:40:00 -0400

The Gentleman is ever the gracious guest when visiting a home; the Hooligan is adept at disguising the purpose of his visit from those who need not know.
From ‘Boardwalk Empire’ - 2010

The Gentleman promises to take her heart away; the Hooligan...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:26:00 -0400

The Gentleman promises to take her heart away; the Hooligan knows that, by “heart,” he means her father.
From ‘Meet Joe Black’ - 1998

The Gentleman meets friends for drinks; the Hooligan requires...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:08:02 -0400

The Gentleman meets friends for drinks; the Hooligan requires that people say “hello” to the smallest of his friends.
From ‘Scarface’ - 1983

The Gentleman cooks for friends; the Hooligan cooks...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:56:16 -0400

The Gentleman cooks for friends; the Hooligan cooks friends.
From ‘Hannibal’ - 2006

The Gentleman never gets his hands dirty with ugly side of...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:46:32 -0400

The Gentleman never gets his hands dirty with ugly side of espionage; the Hooligan ensures his budget for goons that will get dirty is substantial.
From ‘North by Northwest’ - 1959

The Hooligan over-tattoos himself; the Gentleman understand the...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:34:00 -0400

The Hooligan over-tattoos himself; the Gentleman understand the only two tattoos that matter are the one’s on each knee.
From ‘Eastern Promises’ - 2007

The Gentleman comes to work on time, remembering to leave all...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:15:13 -0400

The Gentleman comes to work on time, remembering to leave all personal issues at home; the Hooligan, occasionally, has to solve personal issues at his placeofwork.
From ‘A History of Violence’ - 2005

The Gentleman, when wearing an nondescript outfit, chooses to...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:25:24 -0400

The Gentleman, when wearing an nondescript outfit, chooses to express his standing subtly, such as with a Rolex President peeking from his sleeve; the Hooligan exposes his Rolex while touching his assistant’s Old Navy jacket.
From ‘Rising Sun’ - 1993

The Gentleman knows what must be done, and does it; the Coward...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:15:19 -0400

The Gentleman knows what must be done, and does it; the Coward knows what must be done, and dreads it.
From ‘Mad Men’ 2007

The Gentleman always takes his subordinates to the occasional...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:06:02 -0400

The Gentleman always takes his subordinates to the occasional lunch at new and exciting haunts; the Hooligan generally uses these occasions to reinforce his supremacy over said subordinates.
From ‘Mad Men’ - 2008

The Gentleman facilitated the first woman at his firm being...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:55:00 -0400

The Gentleman facilitated the first woman at his firm being allowed to move up the corporate ladder; the Hooligan somehow married this T-Rex and, though they are now divorced, has steadfastly refused to drive a stake through her thimble-sized heart.
From ‘Mad Men’ - 2006

The Gentleman is fluent in every known language in the world;...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:42:00 -0400

The Gentleman is fluent in every known language in the world; the Hooligan uses only the profanity of those languages to express his displeasure with his woman.
From ‘Matrix: Revolutions’ - 2003

The Gentleman always keeps his word, once given; the Hooligan...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:23:00 -0400

The Gentleman always keeps his word, once given; the Hooligan must be made to give his word in instances that involve familial “relations.”
From ‘The Godfather, Part III’ - 1990

The Gentleman flys all the way to Cuba to attend the birthday...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:37 -0400

The Gentleman flys all the way to Cuba to attend the birthday party of old family friend; the Hooligan arranges for this birthday to be his friend’s last.
From ‘The Godfather, Part II’ - 1974

The Gentleman does not refuse a request on his daughter’s...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:10:46 -0400

The Gentleman does not refuse a request on his daughter’s wedding day; the Hooligan makes sure he has exactly one daughter… and many tens of thousands of other days.
From ‘The Godfather’ - 1972

The Hooligan sells his bodily fluids to the “less fortunate;”...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:57:01 -0400

The Hooligan sells his bodily fluids to the “less fortunate;” the Gentleman climbs into a rocket-ship, of his own design, to help a friend realize a dream.
From ‘Gattaca’ - 1997

The Hooligan sneaks into a house to drink the blood of an...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:48:59 -0400

The Hooligan sneaks into a house to drink the blood of an unsuspecting woman; the Gentleman has the decency to wear bespoke tux, tails and cape, to do so.
From ‘Dracula’ - 1931